Do you see this link to this little piece of shit? This person is wonderful. My everything. My home girl. My bae (God, I hate that word). She’s how you youngsters would say, #HellaSwaggy or some shit like that.
She posts good shit. Funny stuff, and gay stuff. Don’t let her fool you, she’s only mostly gay. Like, 99% gay (I love you, girl ;D).
Anyways, you should follow dis bitch. Why? She likes stuff. Like Fig Newtons. She loves those fuckers. Plus, she’s totes dank. The dankest. Follow this piece of shit, or else.*
*If you don’t, nothing will happen, but intimidation is key.
I love all of you for taking the time to actually read this, and please like this if you actually follow her because I want to see if this will actually work xD
Have a wonderful day, everybody!
P.S. I love you, suburban-zoo